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What is a ‘Great Film Scene’ or ‘Great Film Moment’? Other Sources for Greatest Film Scenes and Moments: Over the years, other popular magazines and newspapers have also compiled their own selections of greatest movie moments, almost all of which were already included in this site’s selections and listings. Their list of memorable movie moments was compiled from “multiple reader suggestions, multiple staff meetings, reader sex scenes debates among movie-loving friends, multiple long nights replaying multiple moments mentally and on DVD. 1999 and early 2000 for “the 100 most memorable moments in film history.

In more than 15,000 votes taken during the polling, 2,500 different moments received at least one vote. Kujan realized who Keyser Soze was. TV Guide compiled their 50 Greatest Movie Moments of All Time in their March 24-30, 2001 issue. Think you got what it takes to write for Cracked. Then submit an article or some other pieces of content. Next on our list of things to ruin in your lives: All those hot sex scenes between beautiful celebrities.

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Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. The Internet never tires of connecting two unrelated worlds through the power of creepy, awful love, just like we never tire of snarking about these horrifying concoctions. After the Transformers bring peace to Earth, Sam finds himself unemployed, out of money, and too last-year’s-hero to find a hot girlfriend. His first mission takes him to the Sedgwick Hotel, where he encounters Slimer, the annoyingly wacky green ghost who was the designated comic relief in a movie starring Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd. Look how serious these guys are. You need to break that tension or the movie gets unbearable. He was pissing on the room service!

What follows is Slimer unveiling a 3-foot cock, which grows to over 4 feet when hard. He proceeds to rape Sam and then hit him when he dares to cry out Bumblebee’s name. Sam naturally decides he loves all of this, because in the world of fan fiction, it is very common for one’s sexual horizons to be broadened via some kind of horrific assault. To Slimer, this squishy meat bag was just a moving fleshlight.

No need to care for his wants, his desires. By this point, Sam is rapidly losing blood and begging for death, which is silly, because Slimer would probably end up fucking him in the afterlife, too. Meanwhile, Janet, a worker at Ghostbusters Headquarters who did not exist before this thing was written, has sex with a mysterious woman who just showed up and got naked. Slimer tale, and it almost feels like a whole other story tacked on by the author to satisfy some imaginary word count requirement. Soon the two girls are joined by Steve from accounting, who “was actually named Logan. Note to Editor: Everyone on the layout team is refusing to replace his claws with dildos.

So anyway, now the X-Men are involved in this mess. Then Jean Grey shits into Janet’s mouth, Janet eats it, Wolverine literally fills the entire room with shit, and the three suffocate and drown, neatly tying up this story’s one and only loose end. Soon afterward, the government receives an anonymous tip from a dying Sam to nuke not only New York City, but Stillwater, a minor Nevada town used in one Transformers comic back in 2003. Of course, they immediately act on this tip and completely obliterate both cities, leaving “no survivors. And that, friends, is how you end a goddamn story. Bella Swan and Edward Cullen already fuck like beasts in Twilight, so why bother wasting precious bandwidth on yet another erotic fan fiction romp? Well, in Studio 33, literally everything you reluctantly know about the two is thrown out the window in favor of turning Bella into a game show model and Edward into Drew fucking Carey.

The Price Is Right, immediately succeeding Bob Barker, who in real life is more of an immortal undead bloodsucker than Edward ever was. Bella presents Edward with a very specific sexual fantasy: She wants to fuck him on set while playing an X-rated version of the game. Hell, it looks like Drew came close to doing it right there on the air. As you read on, however, you realize that this is not Bella and Edward porn at all: This is 100 percent The Price Is Right porn where somebody has inserted the Twilight cast in a cynical move to make it more marketable.

The characters display precisely none of the personality traits that made them so unique-ish in the original books. Which, naturally, she does, though we still feel she got cheated. 10,000 slot simply says “pick the position of your choice. She should’ve demanded the money instead. One of those slots wins you a brand new case of herpes. It’s not just Plinko, though: Edward creates an entire episode of the show from scratch, just for Bella.